Rehearsal

( The Lecture Theatre, In front of a back drop of a cafe with pieces of coffee tables infront of it. Two actors dressed as french revolutionaries reading from scripts with bad french accents.)

1: "iz this the life we live?"

2: "I do not know... I know nothing"

1: "If only I could be so lucky. I know everything."

2: "Don't tell me, I don't want to be depressed"

1: "But you have to hear Renoir."

2: " Really"

1: ( Turns page) " Yes"

2: "Sacre-bleu"

1: "Tomorrow we may die"

2: "We may live"

1: " Possibly, but we will die."

2: " Don't get so depressed"

1: " I had a dream once"

2: "Oh?"

1: " I died"

2: "Oh."

1: " That's right."

( I think this would actually work for something else)