This is Sexy!
This is Sexy!
Sexy Von Valentine, a street walking, straight talking, no nonsense, suburbanite, troubador, gigolo.
He loves hard because he lives hard, and he lives hard because he's got nobody to love.
Girl: Why won't you let me in?
Michael: Shut up!
The hard life is hard to live and or love, especially when you're a lover for hire. Punching the clock on romance makes you feel empty inside.
Michael: This is isn't who I am, I'm an artist. I'm supposed to be somebody.
A somebody to love.
SEXY!
SEXY!
SEXY!
Women love him, Men love him, but can he love himself?
Mrs. Weinert: You didn't hand in your project.
Michael: What?
You know that feeling way down there, in you, he is that feeling and he makes you hungry for more. That feeling like you wanna die and then for him to die also, as if to say, I love you too.
Michael: I don't die for nobody but myself.
If you think lovin him his hard, try being his mama.
Mama: Michael why won't you let me in.
Michael: Shut up.
He fought the law and the law won but the law couldn't tame him, he was too wild.Like a flash in the pan but a flash in the pants and this pots got sizzle. Fry that on for a size twenty nine. Love potion number 29 and these jeans are making the scene. Koo koo cachoo Mr. Sexy Pants, Joe Dimaggio woah woah woah.
His body is like fine wine and his lovin is like a finer cheese, with just enough bite to bark you up the wrong tree. Grapes of wrath eat your heart out.
Ever played a game of checkers? He'll make you twist and shout till you feel chubby.
Hard like a diamond, he's every girls best friend but at the same time he is also their worst nightmare. In the chill of the night, he'll make you sweat... HOT.
He's a Hot Tamale, but this one Raggu you're gonna wanna blow on first.
Pizza's in, it's a piece of him with too much oregano, oh no, you're gonna brush him off with your hands so that your fingers get all garlic greasy.
Sexy Von Valentine ready for action, but watch out you might only be able to handle a fraction.
Walking the line between life and death, with mortality just another dirty cheque to cash. But can he pay the price when life is a pit and a pendulum and everyone knows that you don't mean a thing if you aint got that swing.
